I’ve always wondered how celebs manage to look ridiculously gorgeous (despite all the alcohol and cocaine afflictions), ofcourse with all that plastic and collagen and botox, it must be really hard to have a bad skin day but even so… Check out what it takes for the stars to shine that brightly!
Demi Moore’s Bloody Leech facial:
She claims “They’re highly trained medical leeches” Really? Are you saying I can play fetch with them? This over the top facial involves letting these genius leeches crawl all over the face and letting them suck the blood out- which according to Moore, is detoxifying!
Demi, you’re the hottest cougar we know but also the biggest nutcase!
Madonna’s weird human placenta facial!
“Placentel” is the new fad amongst the kaballah- Scientology circles in Hollywood. While it could make some people (*ahem* normal people) a little nauseous, applying human baby placenta is claimed to infuse protein into the facial skin and give a soft, smooth and wrinkle free appearance. Can’t say much about smelling weird though!
Serena William’s Evian Bath
This 5,000 USD bath is filled with 1,000 bottles of Evian water (nearly 350 gallons) and sprinkled with rose petals, apparently to revitalize the skin and purify the senses… hog wash! Just go hit the showers Serena, its just WATER!
Mila Kunis’ diamond and Rubies facial
I’m talking a massive 7000 USD Diamond and Ruby Peel! Apparently the rubies act as the antioxidant and the diamonds provide a ‘topical sheen’, finished off with paraffin wax silk fiber facial. And all this while she’s made to suck on an ice cube! Sigh… If only I’d be wearing these rubies and diamond on my fingers instead, I’d be sporting that tropical sheen alright!
Victoria Beckham has a poop moment!
This one definitely wins hands down! VB is convinced bird poop will bring her more than just luck- it’ll give her good skin! This special facial involves a concoction of nightingale bird droppings, rice bran and water to exfoliate the skin and make it ‘shine’. EW!
PS: Jennifer Aniston and Resse Witherspoon have been suffering violent bouts of diarrhea because they’ve been ODing on packaged Babyfood to improve the texture of their skin!!